Turd Pie:
* Take x2 franchises * Par-boil for 5 mins * Stir in mixed cardboard characters (non Actors work best) * Add 2 tons of clichés then bake in Your Plot-Hole Microwave until bored. * Serve with a Sprinkling of Dawson's Crack (not a Typo)
Voila! - Money spinning Brain Rot for the Emo/World of Warcraft Generation
Looking for the keys in drain was the best bit (?)
Aside from the first 5 mins, its one of the worst films ever made.
Utter, Utter, Nonsense.