This movie without an iota of doubt, will prove to any audience that existential, or existentialist theorems/beliefs are the most alluring and exact sciences of our time and the future to come.

If anyone is at all skeptical about existentialism, or its credibility, Slam Dunk Ernest dissolves all negative perceptions prior to the viewer's critical opinions about the film.

Slam Dunk Ernest cancels our preordained concepts of natural realism, and provides us with the necessary trajectory on which we can launch films respectively into the next millennium.

Any less of an complementary outlook on this celluloid enigma would only be advantageous to those suffering from chronic bouts of depression or clinical dyslexia.