Above title in case you purchased or rented this sorry excuse for a movie. Fortunately I watched for free on cable! Mostly because the original was an interesting movie. And I'm a sucker for late night horror shows, however bad.

What's wrong with this? 10 things:

1. Not scary. 2. Acting is bad. 3. Not scary. 4. The plot is slow and predictable. 5. Not scary. 6. The movie doesn't give a damn about its characters, and neither should you. 7. Not scary. 8. There are some logical howlers you can spot from a mile away. 9. Not scary. 10.The special effects are hilarious.

In what other movie are vampires this easy to kill? Everybody's like, Buffy or Blade here. And the vampires are just sitting ducks. That's why it's not scary. And for a horror movie , that sure sucks.