Last night I watched what on the front end looked like a perfectly good horror movie. It was after all tagged as a trailer on front of the wonderful, The House of the Devil. That was a great piece of work and you should check it out. But this movie. This is what the acronym WTF was made for

Deadgirl. Wow. This is the worst movie of all time. Absolutely. I don't really think anything has been a bigger waste of time for so few people. Deadgirl is poorly written (how many times can two guys say, "man"?), terribly, horribly, acted, and a complete fantasy for guys who will never, ever find a girl. Oh, wait, these guys did find a girl, a chained up girl, and she was dead/not dead, so they and their ne're-do-well pals just took their time raping her. Let's just leave the horror porn to Eli Roth. He seems to do them with a little more class. Stay far far away - it will be hard to get the stink off ya.