If any proof was needed to show that John Malkovich is probably the most over-rated actor of his generation, then this it it.

His performance is a total embarrassment, as is his attempt at an English accent.

What is a great premise for a movie is ruined within minutes by inept direction and poor casting.

In the most unsubtle and ham-fisted of ways this film tries to reference Kubrick's pictures by using music associated with his films.

Two boys walk down a west London street with....what else but bowler hats.

This is unwatchable rubbish, plain and simple.