If you really want to make history boring, I advise you to see this epic 1949 flop.

I imagine this misery was originally in black and white. Attempting to colorize it completely destroyed the texture.

Fred March is the title role is totally colorless here as well as the writing.

When the ships are at sea, the writing is so monotonous and it's only mid-September 1492. You can actually start rooting for October 12th to come. When it finally does, Columbus encounters new world people who are as dull as the picture is.

When he talks about a hanging, he brings in the name Haman. Were the writers suspicious that Columbus was really Jewish? At least, they could have played up that angle to make the film more exciting.

His enemies in Spain never relented and Columbus was charged with thievery and ineptness and was brought back in shackles in a scene similar to Charlton Heston's Moses coming in to the kingdom in shackles when it was discovered that he was the deliverer.

Angry, that Ferdinand and Isabella have decided to keep him in Spain, he angrily retorts: "My name will be long remembered long after they're both dead!" He walks off and the film mercifully ends.

1492 also marked the inquisition of the Jews from Spain. We should have also inquired why this abominable film was ever made.