Be forewarned: this review is going to contain a lot of spoilers, but

this is so necessary in discussing this wannabe complicated film.

May Britt plays Ingrid, a lonely rural woman who lives on a farm

and faithfully attends church. A masked killer is terrorizing the

small town and there are plenty of suspects: town bad boy Frankie,

Ingrid's mysterious uncle Carl, and the new stranger guy in town.

The sheriff, played by Aldo Ray, is perplexed. He finds out his

daughter was knocked up by Frankie, plus he must deal with

having two Barney Fifes as deputies. Ingrid is also having many

visions/hallucinations involving her mother, who killed herself after

a tryst with a strange man. Ingrid, just five years old, walked in on

them and mom fled into the bathroom. It is no mystery that the

man in bed with mom was mom's brother, Uncle Carl.

Ingrid is attacked by the masked killer but escapes. Later, the killer

murders the local town lush and dumps her body in Ingrid's

chicken coop. Ingrid is later raped by Frankie, and Uncle Carl

almost walks in on them. Frankie threatens Ingrid if she talks, and

the murders in town continue. Ingrid is a fixture at church, and is

almost raped again after an attack in the cemetery. Eventually, the

masked killer turns out to be the mysterious stranger. Frankie,

however, shows up at Ingrid's house, bounds Uncle Carl, but is

stabbed to death by Ingrid. Carl buries Frankie, makes an

incestuous pass at Ingrid, then disappears after Ingrid goes to the

sheriff.

The sheriff guards Ingrid's house until the morning, when the

deputies can come and dig up Frankie. Instead, Frankie pulls up

very much alive, and the deputies find a grave with Ingrid's goat.

Ingrid is upstairs in the bathroom, dead from suicide.

The sheriff also gets a surprise when Uncle Carl flies in from New

York. He has not seen Ingrid in years, despite Ingrid's claims to

the contrary. Uncle Carl visits Ingrid's house, and remembers how

he slept with his sister before he drowned her in the bathtub, she

did not commit suicide. The final scene, the scariest in the film,

has Mitchell in the bathroom, running hot and steaming water, and

turning around to see a misty figure standing in the bathtub- Ingrid.

This thumbnail sketch might make this sound very suspenseful,

almost Hitchcockian, but it is far from it. May Britt, as Ingrid, tries,

but she is failed by the script. Her Scandinavian accent is

explained away as she spent time in "a European orphanage up

the coast." Huh? Cameron Mitchell, who has never been good in

anything, is not good here. The film makers give him the world's

worst fake gray hair at the film's conclusion: the chalk white goop

looks like it was applied with a trowel. The rest of the cast plays

their routine small town characters without adding anything new.

The biggest mistake here is the convoluted script. There are at

least six different places toward the end of the movie where the

final credits should have started rolling. Clocking in at 97 minutes,

this is fifteen minutes too long. Poor Britt spends most of her

screen time either taking off her clothes (careful not to show any

nudity) or hysterically running away from men, real or imagined. All

the men here come off as horny and stupid. Ingrid is the

repressed frigid queen who fantasizes about being attacked and

raped. She is religious, and Hollywood has been telling us for

years how strange and sexually repressed churchgoers are. The

script never takes any chances, beating the viewer over the head

with heavy handed images from Ingrid's psychotic mind. While

there is some suspense here and there, for a horror film, there is

not much.

The possibilities here were endless, and the film makers did not

take advantage of them. This should have been very suspenseful,

considering the game cast, but everyone loses to a silly script and

terribly low budget. "Haunts" does not haunt.

This is rated (R) for physical violence, some gun violence, sexual

violence, some profanity, some sexual content, and adult

situations.