Be forewarned: this review is going to contain a lot of spoilers, but
this is so necessary in discussing this wannabe complicated film.
May Britt plays Ingrid, a lonely rural woman who lives on a farm
and faithfully attends church. A masked killer is terrorizing the
small town and there are plenty of suspects: town bad boy Frankie,
Ingrid's mysterious uncle Carl, and the new stranger guy in town.
The sheriff, played by Aldo Ray, is perplexed. He finds out his
daughter was knocked up by Frankie, plus he must deal with
having two Barney Fifes as deputies. Ingrid is also having many
visions/hallucinations involving her mother, who killed herself after
a tryst with a strange man. Ingrid, just five years old, walked in on
them and mom fled into the bathroom. It is no mystery that the
man in bed with mom was mom's brother, Uncle Carl.
Ingrid is attacked by the masked killer but escapes. Later, the killer
murders the local town lush and dumps her body in Ingrid's
chicken coop. Ingrid is later raped by Frankie, and Uncle Carl
almost walks in on them. Frankie threatens Ingrid if she talks, and
the murders in town continue. Ingrid is a fixture at church, and is
almost raped again after an attack in the cemetery. Eventually, the
masked killer turns out to be the mysterious stranger. Frankie,
however, shows up at Ingrid's house, bounds Uncle Carl, but is
stabbed to death by Ingrid. Carl buries Frankie, makes an
incestuous pass at Ingrid, then disappears after Ingrid goes to the
sheriff.
The sheriff guards Ingrid's house until the morning, when the
deputies can come and dig up Frankie. Instead, Frankie pulls up
very much alive, and the deputies find a grave with Ingrid's goat.
Ingrid is upstairs in the bathroom, dead from suicide.
The sheriff also gets a surprise when Uncle Carl flies in from New
York. He has not seen Ingrid in years, despite Ingrid's claims to
the contrary. Uncle Carl visits Ingrid's house, and remembers how
he slept with his sister before he drowned her in the bathtub, she
did not commit suicide. The final scene, the scariest in the film,
has Mitchell in the bathroom, running hot and steaming water, and
turning around to see a misty figure standing in the bathtub- Ingrid.
This thumbnail sketch might make this sound very suspenseful,
almost Hitchcockian, but it is far from it. May Britt, as Ingrid, tries,
but she is failed by the script. Her Scandinavian accent is
explained away as she spent time in "a European orphanage up
the coast." Huh? Cameron Mitchell, who has never been good in
anything, is not good here. The film makers give him the world's
worst fake gray hair at the film's conclusion: the chalk white goop
looks like it was applied with a trowel. The rest of the cast plays
their routine small town characters without adding anything new.
The biggest mistake here is the convoluted script. There are at
least six different places toward the end of the movie where the
final credits should have started rolling. Clocking in at 97 minutes,
this is fifteen minutes too long. Poor Britt spends most of her
screen time either taking off her clothes (careful not to show any
nudity) or hysterically running away from men, real or imagined. All
the men here come off as horny and stupid. Ingrid is the
repressed frigid queen who fantasizes about being attacked and
raped. She is religious, and Hollywood has been telling us for
years how strange and sexually repressed churchgoers are. The
script never takes any chances, beating the viewer over the head
with heavy handed images from Ingrid's psychotic mind. While
there is some suspense here and there, for a horror film, there is
not much.
The possibilities here were endless, and the film makers did not
take advantage of them. This should have been very suspenseful,
considering the game cast, but everyone loses to a silly script and
terribly low budget. "Haunts" does not haunt.
This is rated (R) for physical violence, some gun violence, sexual
violence, some profanity, some sexual content, and adult
situations.