This movie explain to me why American culture considered to be like rock eroding from Chinese water torture.

Stupid American kid fool around with hooker, he get what he deserve! He lucky he only get house ripped off, he still have his privates!

Midget actor Tom Cruise make lousy stripper, I laugh at his tighty-whiteys.

Girl who play hooker look too young to be crack user. Hookers not look like that, not ones teenage boy can afford.

Pimp chase him, threaten him,it serve him right! He an idiot!

Why I supposed to care if parents find out? Then they can cane him hard with stick, teach brat a lesson!

Good American solution to problem:

He throw orgy, charge money! More hooker-girls too pretty to make sex with pimply high school boys!

Better ending is he get caught, see how long smirk lasts in prison bathroom!