The other day, I was bored. I chose to see a movie. The movie that started nearest to my arrival at the cinema was Harry Enfield's much hypes 'Kevin and Perry Go Large'. I was somewhat hesitant to see this movie as even those little 3 minute 'Kevin' sketches on Enfield's TV show bored me. Frankly, the idea of making one of these sketches over an hour long seemed like a bad idea from the start.

The movie was dire.

Enfield did not amuse nor ever has amused me. The few scenes that I enjoyed were played by the under used Kathy Burke or the much funnier Paul Whitehouse in a mere cameo role. Laura Fraser continues her run of bad movies ('Virtual Sexuality', anyone?) and Rhys Ifans has gone even lower (if possible) in my estimation.

Usually, when telling somebody about a movie I would finish by saying' but you should see it for yourself'. Not this one. I strongly advise you all to not see this movie... EVER.

Oh, and 'I wanna do it with you' is more irritating than than nettle rash.