...I would not have rented this film.

The footage and locale are pretty, the actors prettier...but the

dialogue is ugly, and the rock and the roll ("highway" rhymed with

"my way"), ack.

Well the song under the opening titles is catchy, and there's a

scene where Daniel Lanois is leading a jam session in a

penthouse suite that was sonically interesting.

Wait, why am I talking so much about the music. The film is really

not worth watching. It tries for frankness, but the connection

between the characters just never catches spark.

Maybe if they had both graduated from Johns Hopkins instead of

Harvard? Or better yet they were both working to become dental

hygienists and Frances McDormand's character worked with

bands that never really quite made it rather than Bowie, Iggy,

Springsteen...and the record release party was at a dive rather

than that penthouse suite...

But then how would the line "send up another bottle of Dom

Perignon" play. Ack.

Yes McDormand is gifted, but her performance does not save this

latest version of "Young Doctors in Love." Her relationship with

Christian Bale as her son, never rises above the lukewarm pool

water titillation.